asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as  a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

(via lohanthony)

everythingexceptrapandcountry:

don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers

(via breathingtimemachine)

where-are-all-the-heroes:

betterrunrun:

me when someone finds my tumblr url

image

😂

(via smoothlikesmooth)

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

Lmao

(via outlawsb)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via zooeyclairedeschanel)

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(Source: doglets, via hicktownprincess)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via patti-mayonnaise)