My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via breakfast-with-satan)


someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

someone Catfish me so I can low key flirt with Nev while pretending to be concerned about being Catfished

(via lohanthony)

" Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. "